December | MTF Training Exercise #12
And everyone else told you to buy gold…
Introducing the new currency starting December 22Toilet Paper! Nobody wants to survive the end of the world only to find out there is no toilet paper!
Congratulations on your successful year of training! This is the 12th and final gift. You now have a diverse set of skills and training to rely upon as you work to survive the apocalypse. Don’t get lazy now. The end is near! Take time over the several days leading up to December 21 to review all of your training exercises and tools.
- Coffee Mug
- Chill Pills
- Nerf Gun
- Duct Tape
- Bacon Flavoring
- Experience with Disappointment
- 3D View Finder
- Coffee/Water Filters
- Anatomically-Correct Chocolate Heart
- Insult Cards
- Toilet Paper
We’ll see you on the other side to celebrate life! And when we do, let’s sing, shout, and let it all out! We’ll provide the entertainment!