November | MTF Training Exercise #11

The end is almost here! It's time to seriously focus on the things you want to do on this earth while you still have a chance. Once you get past the typical bucket list items like skydiving, swimming with sharks, and punching a mime, you'll remember the truly import things like telling those close to you how much you love them. That's really all that matters, isn't it? …Letting your loved ones know how much they mean to you. Because once they're gone we don't know if we'll ever get a second chance.

Speaking of not getting a second chance… Never pass up an opportunity to tell those you truly despise what you really think about them. Nobody wants to live with regret. And the worst kind of regret is allowing someone to pass beyond this life and forever miss the chance to tell them what a #%^$* filthy %@$#!# low-life %$#*$@# good-for-nothing #$%@*$#% you truly think they are, but which you have been too polite to say.

But how do you deliver such punishing, hurtful words with just the right touch of class? It's easy! Simply use the custom-made set of Insult Stationary we have provided for you this month. Do you know a dough-head? There's a card for him. Tired of slackers? Yup, there's one in there for them too. What about people who simply defy the odds when it comes to survival of the fittest? We've got you covered!

Don't pass up your last opportunity to get things off of your chest and set the record straight. Match the cards with the people you love to hate, and mail them out today. Then, when you're standing around victorious on Dec 22, you can rest at peace knowing they're crying in the afterlife.

Insult Card Messages
"When you care enough to send the very worst!"

When the world ends on December 21st…
…I hope you get killed first

Thank you for allowing others to succeed…
…by consistently lowering the bar

If I could make someone dead with my mind…
…It would be you

Everything happens for a reason…
…But sometimes the reason is that you're an idiot and you make bad decisions

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits…
…Welcome to the world of unlimited possibilities

It isn't that I'm not a people person…
…I'm just not a stupid people person

I don't exactly hate you…
…But if you were on fire and I had water…I'd drink it

I'd invite you over for a drink…
…But I'm all out of arsenic

Never let anyone convince you that failure is not an option…
…Because, for you, it most certainly is

Mayan Tragedy Friday Preparing you for the end of the world

At Condie Entertainment our goal is to help our clients survive what the Mayans have predicted as our impending doom. If you gather the wisdom we provide each month this year, you're sure to live to see December 22, 2012!

Counting down to...
"The End"?
DEC 21, 2012


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